227 - Why do we love to hate lawyers?

It's true, we love to hate lawyers.

There are a plethora of jokes about legal service providers.

Personally, I love lawyers because they help me access my rights.

Not everyone feels that way and for good reason.

They don't realize how affordable it can be to keep a lawyer on retainer.

So, for those who hate lawyers, I give you a few oldies but goodies.

1. What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue. And his son? Bill.

2 Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet under instead of 6? Because deep down, they’re good people

3. What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities.

4. What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.

5. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a liar? The pronunciation.

Do you have a lawyer joke that resonates with you?