242 - It's Friday, time for a Lawyer Joke

DISCLAIMER - my company has a nationwide network of about 6,000 attorneys for whom I have great respect.

This post is in no way meant to be disrespectful.

In fact, they love the jokes because they know it is no reflection on them.

Our attorneys went to school to learn how to help people, not bill them, and that's what they do every day.

Here it is:

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

“Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!” he whined.

“You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!” retorted the officer, “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!”

“Oh my god,” replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, “Where’s my Rolex!”